语不惊人死不休二：活成了段子里的模样

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幻想成为童话里的公主，怎奈成了活生生的段子，连小说的女主都比不上。段子就段子吧，适得其所就好。还未发生的就从回复里汲取一点经验。某一些微小的举动都有可能会对今后的你造成莫大的影响；当你回首时，你会把哪些事串联在一起呢？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

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一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何让相亲的女方反感自己？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：你就正常表现。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：崔浩男宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么我男朋友总是觉得别的男生对我有企图？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：他太了解男人了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：green grass宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：唉……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：朱逸之宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你遇见过哪些概率很小很小的事？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：20 个完形填空，全错。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：鲸琪宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：宋冬野为什么唱「我是只会歌唱的傻瓜」，而不是「我是只会歌唱的傻逼」？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：你发现了民谣和摇滚的区别。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：绿袜子宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：对于粉色 iPhone 6s 你有什么想吐槽的？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：卧擦，6s 为什么要出粉色！这以后要是出 7 了，我怎么拿得出去女票用剩下的 6s！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：草原小狮子宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：男朋友假期一两个月不主动联系我，如何调教？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：大家回答得都太阴暗，什么劈腿变心从来没爱过你之类的，凡事要往好的方面想。我猜你男朋友应该是死了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：于百威的宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么有些事对别人来说是举手之劳可他们却不愿帮忙？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：朋友，语文老师没告诉你把自谦语往别人身上安算骂人吗？这位愚兄，您斗胆发表这些散见，您的贱内和犬子宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

知道吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：ace zh宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：女孩子的胸到底有多软？摸着什么感觉？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：本来以为题主是男的，心想卧槽，这可能是 2015 年最悲伤的问题了；仔细一看题主是女的，卧槽，这真的是宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

2015 年最悲伤的问题了……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：理想的蘑菇宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何装逼装得别人一愣一愣的？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：附近有一公寓免水费不免电费，后来有一理科哥们在那研究水力发电……听说被房东吊打了三天三夜。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：王元宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：Google class 的启动命令[ok，Glass]，中文翻译为什么最合适？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：好的，镜哥哥。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：HolyPerry宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么前女友还会一直在关注我呢？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：知道你过的不好我也就放心了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：叶白二宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：把一条蚯蚓分成九段，等这九段分别长成九条蚯蚓后，它们之间是什么关系？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：最熟悉的陌生蚓。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：钟野梓宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么很多从事建筑行业的人都比较相信风水？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我来扯个蛋，我常常以修改后风水不好为由，拒绝为甲方改方案。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：姜博宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何优雅地把知乎二字翻译成外文？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：soga.……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：吴聊宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：当有人对你说「为什么放弃治疗」该怎么反驳？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：为了把床位让给你。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：张晶宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如果一个姑娘给你发短信说「我感冒了」，假如「多喝点水」是最坏的回答，那么最好的回答是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：开门。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：Gay Script宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：XX 自古是中国的领土，所以中国对此拥有主权的说法站得住脚吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：穷则搁置争议，达则自古以来。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：惟叙宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：最孤独的时刻是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：一个人去吃自助餐取餐回来后发现餐具已被服务员收走……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：豹若墨宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么打群架的时候，普遍会脱掉上衣？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：假如脱掉裤子的话，总感觉哪里不对，气氛怪怪的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：王飞宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

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二十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：到底什么叫爱？爱一个人到底什么感觉？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：好像突然有了软肋，也突然有了铠甲。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：腐生宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有些老人为什么要诬陷扶他们起来的人？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：因为他们是过去的坏人，他们只是变老了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：易俊杰宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：什么感觉让你确信你爱上一个人了？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：明明是她偷走了我的心，但是每次目光相接的时候总是会逃开，好像我才是那个小偷。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：云上彩宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：女人的温柔从哪里体现？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：吵架出门，顺便买个菜回来。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：郭妮娜宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：「丫头吃鸭头，鸭头咸丫头嫌」怎么对下句？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：基友抹机油，机油稠基友愁。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：猫责冬宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你在旅途中曾遇到过哪些厉害的人或事？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我妈，她哪也不让我去。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：一味宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：什么事情让你崩溃过？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：和女朋友讲道理。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：国栋宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如果母鸡有思想，它会想些什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我母鸡啊！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：雷么么宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

二十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何优雅地提出滚床单？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：有一个将近三亿的项目需要你帮忙配合一下。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：zodiac207宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么图书馆不能穿拖鞋？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：以防翻书舔手指的和看书抠脚丫的打起来。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：ace zh宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：在古代神话中，为什么柳树槐树这种植物可以成精，而水果蔬莱就不能成精？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：上午发愿修炼，中午就给炖了……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：蒲星伟宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：让我感谢你，赠我空欢喜，如何翻译成英文？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：fuck you。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：王泽亚宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：气宇轩昂的男士到菜市场买菜如何避免被要高价？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：没用的，这是器宇轩昂税。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：戈重日宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：谈恋爱是一件浪费时间的事情吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我谈恋爱那会，每天笑着睡着，笑着睡醒，一个人走路，也是满脸笑意，和别人聊天，聊着聊着也能扯到我女宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

朋友那里，一群光棍默默无语的看着我眉飞色舞，现在想来也是太不体贴。时间算什么？命都给她了，浪费就宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

浪费吧。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：mu peng宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：约妹子看电影时对影片的选择有分歧，该怎么办？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：居然有分歧，看来你确实想看电影……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：Emileo宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么不能和前男友联系？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：感情世界里最没用的四种东西：分手后的悔恨，不爱后的关怀，高高在上的自尊心，低情商的善良。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：teenieweenie宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：哪一个瞬间你觉得自己应该离职了？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：小可的想象当然是身体原因了：胃不好，饼太大，吃不下。腰不好，锅太沉，背不动。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：张旸宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：命运是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：命是弱者借口，运乃强者谦词。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：邓亚圣宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

三十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如果好人没好报，为什么我们还要做好人？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我们坚持一件事情，并不是因为这样做了会有效果，而是坚信，这样做是对的。一一哈维尔宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：vson宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：我感觉「读书越多的女孩子越难相处」为什么我会这样想？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：最难相处的女生是那种很爱文艺但又没什么文化的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：王仙客宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

第六十条

四十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：王宝强的老婆出轨是否有其必然性？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：为什么大家都觉得这是一个农村小伙娶了校花的故事。这分明是一个影帝娶了草根姑娘的故事啊……心累……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：鸭梨儿宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：互相喜欢的人明知不可能有结果，要在一起吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：如果五分钟后她必须进安检，如果安检在十米之外，那意味着，你们可以亲吻四分五十秒。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：芝士就是力量宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：英国脱欧会给中国带来哪些影响？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：为战忽局正名。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：undefined宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有哪些多数人都喜欢，但你就是不喜欢，即使别人觉得你品位有问题，可你还是不喜欢的？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：不爱看直播，什么美女帅哥都没兴趣看。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：乡刘金喜宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你吃过最奇葩的食堂菜是什么？体验如何？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：斐波那契汤。今天的汤=昨天的汤+前天的汤。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：某酱油男宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：喜欢一个不可能在一起的人是什么感觉？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：小巷又弯又长没有门没有窗我拿把旧钥匙敲着厚厚的墙——顾城《小巷》宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：赵敏宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有哪些关于孤独的名言，句子或语录？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：别人稍一注意你，你就敞开心扉，你觉得这是坦率，其实这是孤独……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：黄贝莱宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：怎样的女生才算是纯洁的？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：纯洁不是知道的少而是坚守的多。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：Freezind宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

四十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：人生一定会遇到那个对的人吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：像他明天就会来那样期待，像他永远也不会来那样生活。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：夜溪宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你听过最心酸的一句话是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：“你这么擅长安慰他人，一定度过了很多自己安慰自己的日子吧”。心情最差……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：却道天凉好个秋宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何拒绝不爱但很善良的男生？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：不要在寂寞的时候找他。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：默默宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：俄罗斯的冬天。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：战争史上有什么 bug 级的存在？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：六娃宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如果外星人命令地球人摧毁一个国家，否则让人类灭绝，人类会怎么做？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：次日新闻：联合国承认 isis 国合法性。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：爽之哀熵宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：日本究竟发达到什么程度？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：小新带小白出去散步会拿上袋子和铲子。这是二十多年前的日本动画片！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：最高战力宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么一部分人明知表白成功率不高，失败了都当不成朋友，还要去表白？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：对。不想当朋友。我喜欢你不是为了和你当朋友。我又不缺朋友。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：虾饺宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有哪些你看过一眼就难以忘怀的句子？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：“If you are still looking for that one person who will change your life，take a look in the mirror."宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

「如果你还在寻找一个可以改变你生活的人，那就去照镜子吧。」宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：郁一宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何评价包贝尔婚礼上闹伴娘即试图把柳岩扔到水里的行为？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：隐隐觉得包贝尔下次婚礼没人再来当伴娘了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：接客嵩宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：浅睡眠的人，女朋友睡觉黏人怎么办？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：小学时，每次没交作业，老师就罚我去擦黑板。并不是黑板不干净，而是因为我没交作业。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：锦衣宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

五十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：二战中有哪些细思恐极的细节？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：当年侵华的时候，日本在东北到处找石油。辛辛苦苦找了十几年，连根毛都没捞到时间如梭啊，转眼到了 1959宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

年。我们的石油工人 duang 的一下，凿了个……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：不再说宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

第八十条

六十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你心中一直告诉自己的话是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：不要到处宣扬自己的内心，这世上不止你一个人有故事。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：杨析宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有哪些让你感叹「写出这种句子的人，我十辈子都追不上了」的句子？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：奇变偶不变，符号看象限。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：唐缺宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：长远看，妻子漂亮很重要吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：对于蒋介石来说，娶一个漂亮、有气质的贵夫人，好处大大的。对于武大郎来说，娶一个漂亮老婆，是致命的宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

危险。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：酋长萨尔宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你发现了哪些基于个人经验的神秘现象？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：毕业后，学校必定装修。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：鬼木知宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何理解「我爱你，我只是不再喜欢你了」？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：《One Day》里安妮海瑟薇的一句台词：我无法控制自己对你的难以忘怀，可是我对关于你的一切已经再也没宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

有了期待。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：Pengsiya宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：接吻技巧好说明一个人接吻经验丰富吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：不一定，但能做出’技巧好判断的人肯定经验丰富。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：马前卒宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：男人会因为什么拒绝嫖妓？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：穷一直以来是我保持良好品德和高尚人格的经济基础。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：薛岳信宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：分手是一种怎样的体验？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：老师只能否定你的成绩，老板只能否定你的工作。但是她呢，把你整个人都否定了。你的勤劳勇敢高大帅气，宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

你的博古通今风趣幽默，对她都不构成意义；你小心翼翼的示好，精心准备的礼物，背地里琢磨了好久的冷笑宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

话，都并没有什么卵用；你把自己的好用心雕琢反复修饰，包装华美双手奉上；她低头看了看，耸耸肩，好像宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

不是我想要的呢。打败一个人有时候就是这么简单。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：韩知行宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有哪些东西你以为很贵，但其实很便宜？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：大学刚毕业的我。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：苏苏不知道宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

六十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你见过最美好的男生是什么样的？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：身高 170-185cm，体重 56-75kg，身材匀称，性格温和，笑起来阳光，普通话标准，发型清爽，偶尔喝酒，不宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

抽烟，不爱泡吧。会煮饭，有情调，会制造小浪漫，有耐心，有孝心，有爱心，有责任心，有上进心，举止斯宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

文，不说脏话，谦虚，谨慎，稳重，大方。不约炮，不善于和女生说话，但对待爱情忠诚不二，有担当。这样宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

的男孩子基本上都是做备胎的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：最近比较烦宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：活在中国，你感觉这个国家最让人不解的是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：对恶人太善，对善人太恶。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：流觞宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：按一下按钮你会获得 50 万同时有一个陌生人，会死去，你会按吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：某度已经在做了……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：这个玲玲不太冷宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：人类都有什么细思极恐的细节？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：“大脑是你最重要的器官”——这是大脑告诉你的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：杨嘉煜宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：试以最少的字讲一个故事？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：当我孤独地入睡时，梦里的她跟我说：你醒啦。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：胖虎宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有哪些外行人看来很蠢的设计实际上却是精妙无比？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：廉租房不设独立厕所。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：季广瑞宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：阅读对人的影响有多大？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：一天饭钱就可以买到别人可能一辈子的心血嗯值钱的买卖。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：杨小天宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：热恋阶段，见到恋人时你想做的第一件事是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：笑。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：——宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：现实可以有多美好？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：嫁给了当初最想嫁的人，生了个漂亮如瓷娃娃的小人儿，公公婆婆待自己如亲闺女。每思及此，深感上天待我宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

不薄。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：屈琳琅宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：TOP2 大学学生，受不了身边学习好的学生声称自己要挂科结果 95+、考试前一直说自己……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：还是我们 top200 的学生耿直，说挂就挂，一点不带含糊的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：杨高靖宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

七十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：读哪些书你会感觉自己很蠢？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：为了和前女友有共同语言，强迫自己读了《小时代》，看了几页之后发现，与其逼着自己吃屎，还不如换个女宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

朋友，我真是个傻 x。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：乌拉哇哇宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：微博上孙悟空的三张图，请问你会脑补出什么故事？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：孙；悟；空。故事结束。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：一匹野狗宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：周立波和金星的公众形象有什么不同之处？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：这是金星在知乎上被黑的最惨的一次了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：陈力瑞宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何快速知道一个女生是否有男朋友？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：买一束花，对她说自己是快递，问她是 XXX 吗，说这是她男友送给她的，如果她说她没有男友你找错人了，那宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

你就说既然找不到正主那这束花就送给她了……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：辞之宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你们是怎么忍受孤独的？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：这么说吧，忍受孤独可比忍受傻逼简单多了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：银教授宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有哪些作品（或事物）看似三观极正，实则三观极歪？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：变形计宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：湿身人面酱宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：史书中有哪些看起来轻描淡写但品味起来很残酷的话？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我们走了一些弯路……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：杨春晓宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如何做到为人和善又不失强硬？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我前大大大 boss 说的：从不说硬话；从不做软事。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：Is Shaw宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：室友打飞机被我看见怎么办？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我可以假装看不见，也可以偷偷地想念。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：李谦宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：男生问你喜欢我哪一点时该怎么回答？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：直接下手点过去啊，能占不少便宜，“我喜欢你.…这一点，这一点，这一点，还有这一点，还有这一点……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：腐生宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

八十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么女人一边骂男人不是好东西、都是色鬼，一边还是很喜欢男人？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：真心想买的人都是挑三拣四的主，一直夸好的那是托儿。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：走嗅宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么越靠北方地区的人性格越直接、彪悍？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：天寒地冻的，哪有时间和你磨叽。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：刘洋宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

最后九条

九十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：林志颖的唱功怎么样？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：我写了一大段，比如圆润，美声，自然等溢美之词，然后发现你说的不是林志炫，于是默默地删了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：Hugo LEE宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：向喜欢的女生表白被拒绝了，还是喜欢她，怎么办？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：也许你弄错了什么是表白，表白应该是最终胜利时的号角，而不应该是发起进攻的冲锋号……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：邵鸽宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：你做过最坑爹的事情是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：小时候总要和我妈睡。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：bia gao宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：如果恋爱不牵手，不接吻，不上床，就不是恋爱，爱一个人的表现真的要这些身体接触吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：当然了，不然你觉得为啥“爱情”和“受精”长那么像。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：苏莉安宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：女朋友是脑残怎么办？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：按照相关法规规定，明知妇女是精神患者或痴呆者（程度严重的），而与其发生性行为的，不管采取什么手段宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

都应以强奸罪论处。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：丁一宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么女生在被表白、被求婚的时候总是会捂嘴？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：这样别人才看不出自己说的是 OMG，还是 WTF。注：WTF 是 what the fuck，意为：他妈的什么玩意。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：mu peng宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：为什么中国极少发动对外侵略战争？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：从最初的黄河流域一小片到现在一个大公鸡难道是充话费送的？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：沈野熊宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：有一个女儿是什么体验？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：“宝贝，我愿意把这世界上的一切都给你"。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

“我想吃雪糕”。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

“不行！"宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：梅源贝宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

九十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

Q：是否应该取消中小学强制性文言文学习？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

A：数学你们觉得实用性有限，平时谁会没事解个方程组，买菜用不上，不学；英语你们觉得实用性有限，平时谁宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

和外国人说话，看美剧都有字幕组，买菜用不上，不学；物理你们觉得实用性有限，平时谁没事拿几个小滑块宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

摆来摆去，买菜用不上，不学；化学你们觉得实用性有限，平时谁鼓捣硫酸铜，买菜用不上不学；文言文你们宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

觉得实用性有限，平时谁闲的蛋疼看古文，买菜用不上，不学；那你告诉我义务教育学什么？学买菜吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

F：冯昱尧宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-two.html

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