语不惊人死不休四:佚名作者的字字珠玑

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宝藏摘要

语不惊人死不休系列四,这篇是搜集了一小部分网上大神们的神回复,佚名是一个极具创造力的群体,很好的诠释了李白诗句里的:事了拂衣去,深藏身与名。直到现在仍,只记得回复,不记得作者。

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语不惊人死不休四:佚名作者的字字珠玑
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我敢肯定的是,佚名是一个极具创造力的群体。才华横溢的洒下潦草字迹,广为流传的散播字字珠玑。很好的诠释了李白诗句里的:事了拂衣去,深藏身与名。直到现在仍,只记得回复,不记得作者。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

前二十条

一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:同龄人中不少人结婚生子了,对你有什么影响吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:对我没啥影响,对我妈影响比较大。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:男性更看重女人的身材、脸蛋还是思想?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:脸蛋和身材决定了我是否想去了解她的思想。思想决定了我是否会一票否决掉她的脸蛋和身材。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:怎么看待女朋友的蓝颜?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:蓝颜蓝颜,加点黄色就绿了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如果有一间时间小屋,里面一年等于外面一秒,怎样使用它最爽?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:我要把富坚义博塞进去。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:诗词中有哪些类似于「人……天……」的句子?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:人家的孩子,天天在学习。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:2000RMB 想出国穷游可以去哪个国家?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:秦国。鲁国。齐国。蜀国。韩国。郑国。魏国。楚国。赵国。燕国。吴国。等等。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:罗永浩提出的锤子超越苹果的时间表大概是怎样的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:家祭无忘告乃翁。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:哪一个字可以表示 「快速、精确 」 的含义?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:Biu。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:背上纹了对象的姓「谢」,以后分开怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:再纹个“邀”,一般知乎范儿。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何评价锤子 Smartisan T1 降价至 1980 元起?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:又坑了王自如一把,人家买了 50 部。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:为什么不做金属牙签?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:那不就是针么……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:女朋友说 XX 好帅的时候怎么往下接话茬?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:那又怎样,女朋友又没我的漂亮。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:拆迁的「拆」为什么要用圈圈住?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:我是拆迁队的,其实没啥讲究,纯粹顺手。心情好,我也可以画成心形的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:孩子问为什么我做错事大人可以打我,大人错了我不能打他们]时应该怎么回答?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:因为打不过,等你打得过了,大人就会跟你开始讲道理了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:在知乎是不是一定要先问是不是,才能问为什么?为什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:题主,你停止打老婆了吗?你看,有时候是不是都没法回答,更别说为什么了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何看待挂科险?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:看成了挂科脸,心想这面相真够苦的……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:什么叫暖男?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:云备胎。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:该不该和自己不喜欢的相亲对象步入婚姻?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:套用我朋友的一句话:合着我就是得按你们的意思结了,再按我的意思离了是吧。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如果喜欢几个女生,一个一个告白的方式是不是显得很愚蠢?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:其实我觉得还好,总比把他们聚在一起表白强。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:男女之间没有纯友谊吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:有越丑越纯!!!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

第四十条

二十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:闪电可以击穿绝缘体吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:世界上没有绝对的绝缘,只有不努力的电压。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:表白被拒绝时听过最狠的话是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:轮奸也轮不到你。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:富二代有些很炫富有些很低调,影响他们的最根本的因素是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:取决于你认不认识他们用的奢侈品牌子。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:既然台式机的游戏性能那么好,为什么还会有那么人买笔记本打游戏?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:因为买不起房子……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:字写得好是一种怎样的体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:有一次在大街上让人设计签名,给我一张纸写自己的名字,我写完后他看了看说:大哥砸场子啊。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:怎样说服老婆结婚不拍婚纱照?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:你一个道具有什么资格唧唧歪歪的?配合就好。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:女友跟前男友分手炮后怀孕了,我应该怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:谁污染,谁治理。谁开发,谁保护。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:寂寞和孤独的区别是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:寂寞是别人不想搭理你,孤独是你不想搭理别人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

二十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:中文如何最有内涵地表达「我爱你」?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:我有一条祖传的染色体想送给你。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:为什么圣诞节、情人节在中国深入人心,万圣节却没能普及开来呢?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A: 因为在万圣节女人得不到礼物。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:说一说这些年你是靠什么避孕的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:脸。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:为什么那么多人说自己寂寞、孤单、想找个男/女朋友,却还是单身?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:因为不仅自己丑,还嫌别人长得丑。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:女生送青蛙玩具给男生,代表什么意思?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:这大概是她能买到的最像癞蛤蟆的玩具了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:为什么有些人(主要是女生)在外面吃个饭,也要拍照传网上?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:可能是怕阿兹海默症发作吧,做一个简单的记忆备份。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:已经有女朋友了,但又遇到更喜欢的对象怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:想起一句话:不要相信在野党,执政之后都一样。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:一滴水如果从足够高的地方落下,能不能打死人?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:你淋过雨吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:中国好声音第二季那英、澄庆、张惠妹、汪峰这个导师阵容如何?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:很好嘛,张惠妹和刘欢是一个重量级的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:「滚床单」有哪些优雅的叫法?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:管鲍之交。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

三十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:冷笑话为什么以小明开头?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:因为笑点低的人看到小明就开始笑了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:怎么问一个喜欢的女生是不是处女?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:你是处女吗?不是……哦,我也不是,我是白羊。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

第六十条

四十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:与律师谈恋爱是什么感受?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:别离婚,你连内裤都分不到。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:胸美,腿长,肤白,三选二的话选哪两个比较值?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:小时候我总是烦恼,我到底是上清华还是上北大呢?后来的后来,我发现,其实我想多了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:吵架时女朋友不让你和她说话,也不让你碰她时,怎么做比较好?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:拿一个杯子狠狠摔到地上,看看能不能镇住她,要是镇住了,完事,要是没镇住,顺势往那玻璃渣子上一跪,宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

完事。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何看到鬼?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:每次走到自习室或者其他地方发现一个空位子,刚要坐下,旁边的同学就会说:“对不起,这里有人。”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:天才都是逼出来的吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:不一定,也可能是剖腹产的……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:跟还没离婚的人谈恋爱,算小三吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:不好说也可能是小四小五……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:三岁的女儿想要一个东西却不明说,必须你问她、给她才要,是不是有心理障碍?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:别说三岁了,三十岁的女人都这样。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:做备胎是什么感觉?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:每一句话都是密码。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

四十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:删照片的时候提出保留一张前女友照,现女友觉得我犯了个巨大错误,可我觉得还好,你们怎么看?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:哈哈,你马上要成为前男友了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:为什么有些人一开车就开始骂别人开车差?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:因为司机眼里只有两种人:比我开的慢的菜鸟,和比我开的快的傻逼。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:奋斗成功后再追回前女友,可行吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:每一个上市公司背后都有一个狠心的初恋女友。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:吃什么最补脑?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:亏。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:我爱你,与你无关]这句话如何正确理解?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:这话的意思是「你不爱我,我知道」。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:小米 2S 跟 iPhone5S 比,优势在哪里?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:题主别自己安慰自己了……钱不够就老实买小米吧。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:史茅革是不是所有电影里最厉害的一条龙?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:是这条。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:本来想在网上找个女朋友,可在约会见面那天,发现她是个酒托,当时觉得她挣钱也不容易,就让她骗了宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

1000 元,事后觉得心里不得劲,这是个什么心理?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:这是一种「舍得了孩子也没套着狼」的憋屈心理。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:前几天女朋友用我的钱买了两个一块五的包子,到今天还没还,我是不是该分手?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:你是怎么追到这个女朋友的,能告诉我方法吗?万分感谢!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:健身会导致停经吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:要看你和教练的关系……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

五十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何追到女神?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:当你提到“女神”两个字,你已经输定了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

第八十条

六十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:从一个人的吃相,你大概能看出什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:饭好不好吃。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:有哪些人类已经发现却又无法解释的现象?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:女朋友为什么会生气。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:男朋友长得非常帅是一种怎样的体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:分手的时候比较纠结。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:你听过的最恐怖的歌词是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:每一个单身狗都得砍头,想爱就别怕伤痛。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:女朋友胸小,如何安慰她?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:是安慰她还是安慰你……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如果现在是北京时间早上八点整,我飞往巴黎,到达巴黎当地时间是早上八点整,请问我的生命相对延长了宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:你把表的电池抠了你是不是就不死了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:你小时候父母为了让你能够努力学习,都用过什么丧尽天良的方法?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:给了我这张脸。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:人为什么活着呢?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:来都来了……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:热恋是一种怎样的体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:两个长得像猪一样的人,还怕对方被抢走。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

六十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:有没有一本书,提到它就觉得它改变了你甚至影响了你的人生观,让你感动不已?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:《五年高考三年模拟》。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:相恋三年的初恋女友,异地恋后初夜给了别人,如何自我调节?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:爱上一匹野马,头上都是草原。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:怎么反驳“胸小不要说话”?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:怎么,怕我揭你短?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:最精炼的情话是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:买。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何逼死强迫症?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:逼死强迫症还不简。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何一个月减肥 40 斤?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:截肢。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:老板开公司就是为了利益吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:难不成为了江山社稷?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:多少只鸡能够战胜一个人?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:两只就够了,再多吃不下。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:中年女人骗小正太的具体流程是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:压岁钱给我,妈给你存着。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:暖男为什么会变成渣男?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:没烧过煤吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

七十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:在 GitHub 上保持 365 天全绿是怎样一种体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:曾经保持了 200 多天全绿,但是冷落了女朋友,一直绿到现在。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何反驳[程序员离开电脑就是废物]这个观点?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:不不不,很多程序员在电脑前也是废物。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:为什么与周星驰合作过的一些人说他性格不好?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:我得黄秋生的有道理:“你只晃到追麽多人就他不好时,御看到他有出来就别人一句吗?”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:贫穷会让孩子感到自卑吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:最虚荣的年纪却一无所有。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:关于高考,你印象最深的是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:最后一次语文课,老师听写,听写的是全班人的名字。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:女人的必杀技是「你敢吼我」,男人的必杀技是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:你要是这么想我也没办法。。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:交朋友的标准是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:出世的智者,入世的强者,或者正常而阳光的普通人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:「别让孩子输在起跑线上」有道理吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:一辈子都要和别人去比较,是人生悲剧的源头。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:结婚以后两个人在一起最重要的是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:就当这婚还没结。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:做哪些事情可以提升生活品质?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:定期扔东西。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

八十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:把学费拿来念书还是环游世界更合适?为什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:在没有充分的知识作为前提的情况下,即使行了万里路,也不过是邮差而已。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:是不是一个人越成熟就越难爱上一个人?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:不是越成熟越难爱上一个人。是越成熟,越能分辨那是不是爱。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

最后九条

九十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:你对自由的理解是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:说“不”的能力。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:你是如何走出人生的阴霾的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:多走几步。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:哪些技能,经较短时间的学习,就可以给人的生活带来巨大帮助?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:夸奖他人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:苦难有什么价值?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:永远不要相信苦难是值得的,苦难就是苦难,苦难不会带来成功。苦难不值得追求,磨练意志是因为苦难无法宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

躲开。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:要怎样努力,才能成为很厉害的人?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:如果你注定要成为厉害的人,那问题的答案就深藏在你的血脉里;如果你注定不是厉害的人,那你便只需要做宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

好你自己。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:你在生活中得到过的最好的建议是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:“过度自我关注是万恶之源”、“永远不要为尚未发生的事儿拧巴”、“觉得为时已晚,恰恰是最早的时候”。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:前半生与后半生的分界线是在哪里?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:此时此刻。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:同样是别人比自己强,为什么有时会产生嫉妒心理,而有时会产生崇拜?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:远的崇拜,近的嫉妒;够不着的崇拜,够得着的嫉妒;有利益冲突的嫉妒,没利益冲突的崇拜。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

九十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

Q:如何让这个世界变得美好?-宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

A:把你自己变得更美好。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-four.html

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    • island island 2

      果然高手在民间 :cool:

        • ximagine ximagine

          @ island 挺逗的吧,哈哈~ :evil: