语不惊人死不休一:感叹汉语的博大精深

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语不惊人死不休系列一,这篇是搜集了一小部分网上大神们的神回复,这些回复里都具有简洁明了、精准到位、风趣幽默的特点;有的回答解决了题主的疑惑,有的回答开启了联翩的浮想。

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语不惊人死不休一:感叹汉语的博大精深
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这些回复里都具有简洁明了、精准到位、风趣幽默的特点;有的回答解决了题主的疑惑,有的回答开启了联翩的浮想。得归功于汉语的博大精深体系,得归功于答者的如火纯青应用,才能造就这些看似平凡,实则令人豁然开朗的回复,所以才会在回复前面加个神字吧。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

前二十条

一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么别人有人追而你没有?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:那你扪心自问,如果把她们的男朋友给你,你要么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:应宝宝宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何提高女朋友的智商?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:她不喜欢你的时候,智商自然就高起来了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:赵月宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:女朋友发短信说「我想你了」,应该怎么回短信才好?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:死脑筋啊,她发短信你就回短信?回电话啊!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:木匠 Bryan宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:和不太熟悉的女生吃饭时「有追求她的意愿」女方提出 AA 制,该不该接受?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:这次我请,下次换你请。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:负二宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:一个美女在吃糖葫芦,怎么问才能让她相信我不是来搭讪而是想知道糖葫芦在哪买的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:“美女,你好,你真漂亮,老远就看见你了,就想过来跟你打个招呼……那个,我想打听一下,你吃的糖葫芦是宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

在哪儿买的?”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:屠钱钱宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么找男朋友那么难?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:没有一见钟情的资本,又缺少日久生情的条件。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:camen宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:什么东西女人觉得很好看,男人却并不认同?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:其他男人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:frank宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:「拿得一手好牌还装孙子地打」这类行为是什么心态?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:因为孙子就是这么打的。 “孙子曰:兵者,诡道也,故能而示之不能。” ——《孙子兵法》宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:刘云暄宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:史上最奇葩的广告语是哪句?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:垃圾分类,从我做起。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:王大圣宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:IT 大牛是怎样炼成的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:记得初入公司时,写的代码乱七八糟,错误百出,bug 连连,不仅项目经理骂我,其他同事也对我怨声载道。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

后来听朋友介绍,就报了一个培训班。经过 1 个月的刻苦学习,终于功夫不负有心人啊——他们都骂不过我宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:justjavac宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:遇到女孩求六元回家路费这种情况,怎么做才好?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:出门带粉笔的人,通常运气都不会太好。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:朱嘟嘟嘟嘟宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何回应「人的眼睛有 5.76 亿像素,却终究看不懂人心」?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:你有 100 亿个脑细胞,却尽想些没营养的问题。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Kenneth宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:「谁,执我之手,敛我半世癫狂」是什么意思?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:我有病,谁有药!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:本拉拉宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:男生如何回答女生「你为什么对我这么好」比较靠谱?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:我敬你是条汉子。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Vvan宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么女生有「体香」,而男人没有?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:化妆品腌入味了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:green grass宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:哪些定律让你印象深刻并认为有指导意义?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:神马都看脸定律。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:田七宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:化学领域有哪些经典的笑话?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:苯环的碳碳键键能能否否定定论一或定论二。「苯环的碳碳键-键能-能否-否定-定论一或定论二」宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:戴四一占宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:你见过的知乎最萌、最有创意、最有哲理意味的自我「一句话」介绍?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:三种单纯然而极其强烈的激情支配着我的一生。那就是对于操逼的渴望,对于装逼的追求以及对于傻逼痛彻肺宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

腑的怜悯。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:田七宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:历史上有哪些有名的「洗脑名句」?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:对于所有中国人来说,有一个四字魔咒是永远绕不开的。只要有人对你说出这四个字,你就能中邪般地买票去宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

最坑爹的景点、玩命爬上最艰险的山峰、吃下最难吃的餐馆饭菜。这四个字就是: 来都来了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:反裤衩阵地宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

第四十条

二十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:当今这个社会如此以瘦为美,胖点就没有一点好处吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:没有。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:OoPsy宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:有哪些关于足球的名言?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:留给中国队的时间不多了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:sharnodo宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么在杀毒软件的「收费时代」电脑经常中毒,而在「免费时代」基本没毒了?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:以前上网中病毒现在上网中卫士。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Revagtail宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:用奖学金给女朋友买 iPhone6 合适么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:我被女朋友邀请来了!你看这事儿怎么算。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:彭理宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:女朋友和自己交往的时候和别的男生去旅行,开一间房是什么心理?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:你以为绿茶婊的最大特点是婊,你错了,其实是绿。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:理想的蘑菇宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:设计师觉得最悲哀的事或者最悲哀的时刻是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:谁他妈的能告诉我什么叫他妈的大气!!!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:肖扬宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:800 米跑了 1 分 43 秒是什么概念?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:安卓现在连秒表都会卡了么……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:AmourLiu宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:哪些因素会阻止未来粮食产量的增加?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:崔永元。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:lvony宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:地铁中如何判断哪个位置的人会早下车?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:把手机装回兜里的人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:刘凯罗 Cairo宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

二十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:金庸小说中最令人无语的武功是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:令人无语……当然是点哑穴了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:子云宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:说「等玩够了,就找个老实人嫁了」的女人是怎么想的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:等我玩够了,就去写作业。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:暴躁的椰子狸宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:那些花几百、上干块钱买副耳机的人是什么心态?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:因为买不起上万的……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:郭小羊宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:独自室外晨跑,如何看起来不傻逼?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:题主多虑了,一般觉得你傻逼的人不会起那么早。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:段墨宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么拉两个人的法拉利比拉百人的公共汽车还贵?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:神舟五号只拉了一个。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:梁偿俊宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:你跑步的时候在想什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:卧槽我这是第几圈?!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:抹什么茶宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:临时帮朋友照看猫三天,有什么要注意的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:正确区分主仆关系。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:申跃宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:女性为什么要戴胸罩?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:胸罩是把我等平胸妹子与男性区别开来的重要道具。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Pilocarpine宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:26 岁学习钢琴晚吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:有点难,爹妈已经打不过你了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Phoenix宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何看待「小米 4 在零下 50 度拍太空照」?其他手机做不到吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:说明小米发热很厉害。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:江曦宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

三十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何评价 74%的网友支持聘用有能力但持假文凭的人?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:非常精准,因为我国的大学入学率就是 25%左右,与调查结果完全吻合。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Xi Wa宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么女生总是感觉衣服不够穿?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:女生觉得没衣服穿,是没新衣服穿;男生觉得没衣服穿,是没干净衣服穿。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:陈佳宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

第六十条

四十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:怎么样把白菜卖到 20 块钱一斤?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:炒一下。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Dayu Yan宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:闺蜜背着我和曾追求过我的男人约会是一种什么心理?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:你闺蜜力气真大。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:熊游心宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:作为一名汉语流利的非华人是种什么体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:在网络上经常被骂「汉奸、卖国贼」……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:及川健一宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何在公共场所内优雅地吸烟?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:把点着的那头放嘴里。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:王捷宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:假如地球上发现了第二种智慧生物,会发生怎样的故事?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:不要来探我们口风,我们早就怀疑你了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:萧衡宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:女朋友来月经了,男朋友该怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:视若己出。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:小笨的爸爸宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:大陆上映的「星际穿越」是否有删减?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:广电总局的人不知道怎么剪。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:宋正宇宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:男朋友跟我说以后他会出轨,该怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:你告诉他,这轨我先出为敬。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:郭明造宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

四十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:特斯拉真的那么强大吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:以前只知道高斯很吊,后来上学书上写着:1 特斯拉=1 万高斯。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:星河光年宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:平胸到底能省多少布料?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:省个屁!额外塞的比省的多。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:杨沁雨宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如果给客户放 PPT 的时候突然蹦出来不雅图片,怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:沉默半响,然后问:“大伙儿还困吗?不困咱继续……”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:刘熹坤宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:练肌肉有什么用?除了形体上的好处之外?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:为了和傻逼讲道理。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:cesc yu宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何吐槽一部电影很烂?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:影厅座位有 17 排,每排 32 个座位,天花板上共有 48 盏灯,荧幕的左下角有个黑点总是出现,频率大概宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

是 1 分 20 秒一次。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:李亚京宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:男朋友吃女朋友豆腐正常吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:还没结婚就动手动脚,那结婚之后岂不是要上床?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:蒋鸿兴宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何优雅地表达愤怒?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:用中指推眼镜。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:ALPee宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:大学生加入中国共产党后能得到哪些好处?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:入党可以减肥,至少轻 21 克。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:圭多达莱佐宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:怎么回击「你家里没老人吗?你没有孩子吗?」之类的道德绑架 ?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:我爷我奶有文化,公交车上不掐架,我弟我妹家教好,不熊不作不瞎闹,我爸人多不抽烟,我妈坐车不大叫,宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

您家全家素质高。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:丁健男宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:情人节没情人怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:家里没死人的难道还得在清明节前费劲弄死一个两个的么? 没有就不过。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Ruah宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

五十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:分手 100 天了,还没有走出来怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:替换文件永远比删除文件更彻底。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:韩重赞宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

第八十条

六十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:那天回家她一抖被子说给我表演一个大变活人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:海上马超宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:南方人和北方人打 Dota 有什么差异吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:一到冬天,南方水平集体下降。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:王超宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何评价黄晓明的演技?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:引用史航说的:经常露出意味深长而又毫无意义的微笑……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:麻宁宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:初恋是不是用来练手的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:放屁。单身才是用来练手的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:wsivoky宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:你收到的最雷的表白语是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:做我女朋友行不行?行就行,不行我再想想办法。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:程冬冬宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:「晚来天欲雪,能饮一杯无」,怎么回复比较霸气?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:司机一行酒,亲人两行泪。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:鼓鼓宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:《西游记》里有哪些 Bug?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:硅基的石头转换成了碳基的猴。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:徐鑫源宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么很多女生都觉得会做菜的男生很有魅力?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:有个蛋蛋魅力!你认为她们会觉着一个黑胖子光着膀子满头大汗地炒面很有魅力么?她们只是觉得帅哥身穿一宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

尘不染的厨师服面带微笑地做甜点牛排很有魅力。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:邹明宇宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:妹子还书的时候夹了一张面巾纸,是什么意思?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:说明你对人家有意思。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Zzzwizard宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

六十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:拿一颗真心喂狗是一种怎样的体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:喂了狗也就算了,可是狗却说它更喜欢吃屎。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:银教授宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么很多名牌大学留学生不回国效力?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:上一回回国效力的留学生可是把国民政府干翻了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:罗斯巴德 d宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:女朋友有什么用处?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:让你四处躁动的心、鸡鸡和不知道怎么花的钱有个温暖着落。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:安雅宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么和女朋友在一起总是想和她做爱,所有男生都这样吗?还是心理变态?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:孩子,你的这种冲动是人类生生不息的源头,你 GF 的矜持是人类文明的基石。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Luxenius宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:女朋友和女性朋友有什么区别?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:中国人取名字有一个习惯:实际上缺什么,一定要在名字里补上,五行圆满才行。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:James Swineson宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么自从快播消失之后,2014 年七月开始,越来越多的针对少女的刑事案件频繁发生?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:1978 年,我出生了,中国为庆祝我出生而改革开放。2008 年,我结婚了,中国为庆祝此事还举办了奥运会。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:大蓝小蓝宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:在武侠世界中,开一家客栈需要注意什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:墙上贴大字:要打出去打。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:王叔叔宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:女朋友允许我出轨,并且还介绍她闺密给我认识。在她真的很爱我的前提下,该如何理解她的行为?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:千万不要上当!Mac 告诉你,我也可以装 windows 哦,但你真的装了,会用高发热来报复你的!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:ScottDong宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:如何优雅地测量一只猫的体积,而不使其感到惊恐或受到伤害?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:称一下猫的重量,然后除以猫的密度。猫的密度用狗的浸水实验来近似计算。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:岚岚飒飒宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么有人说「女人永远是对的」?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:这句话反映了很多男性蛮不讲理地认为很多女性蛮不讲理。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Raymond Wang宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

七十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么中国人这么喜欢拍古装片?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:科幻片面临的最大问题是,在未来时空还要不要党的领导?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:magasa宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:潘金莲说「你若有心,吃我这半盏儿残酒」后,武松如何让潘金莲知难而退而又不至于闹僵?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:嫂嫂,我刚吃了头孢。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:董思斋宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:暧昧是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:暧昧=爱日未日宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:苑小帅宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:外科医生真的能捅人多刀,刀刀不致命吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:别逗了,自从学了医以后,感觉随便打一个巴掌都能把人打的翼点骨折-动脉破裂-硬膜外血肿-颅内高压,宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

脑疝-狗带。感觉随便打一拳都能把人打的肝脏破裂一失血性休克,腹膜炎-狗带,感觉随便踹一脚就会宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

下肢骨折-脂肪栓塞-肺栓塞,心衰-狗带。何况拿刀呢……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:陆寺院宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:奥特曼为什么不直接发大招,要等怪兽快挂了才发?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:你斗地主直接扔炸弹啊?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:张凯宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:你最孤独的时刻是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:第二杯半价。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:Ink Hugo宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:世界顶级的抗衰老技术,除了干细胞、羊胚胎素等还有什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:Photoshop。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:康暨宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么深海里的鱼都长得那么特别?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:深海里黑漆漆的,谁也看不见谁,大家就随便长长了……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:徐生活宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:瘦是什么感觉?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:每次不小心把座椅的高度调高了,得找个人帮我坐下去。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:孙小饭宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:大圆脸是什么样的一种体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:有一种被岁月磨平了棱角的感觉。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:银叫兽宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

八十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:有什么你觉得特别有意思,而别人觉得特别冷的眼?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:我:“哈哈你欢不欢迎我去!”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

他:“那我还能不欢迎么 naive。”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

我:“是发自内心的么?”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

他:“是发自 iPhone6 客户端。”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:沈跃进宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

最后九条

九十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:有哪些简短却刻骨铭心的英语文学句子?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:One apple a day,keep the doctor away 「每天听一遍小苹果,医生都不敢治我」宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:李小离宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么中央电视台做直播总要先腻两声 「中央电视台 」?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:提醒观众换台。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:郑威宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:前女友就是你可以说她不好,但绝不许别人说她不好。这是一种怎样的情怀?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:怎么好意思承认自己以前瞎呢?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:卿卿宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:为什么新疆妹子特别漂亮?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:由 5 昼夜温差大所以糖分积累,都很甜美,维吾尔族妹子各种美丽。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:重光宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:有些男生喜欢贫乳女生的原因有哪些?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:可以亲手带大宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:vczh宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:有个很聪明的女朋友是怎样的体验?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:拿朋友的手机给我女朋友打电话,一接通我还没开口她就知道叫亲爱的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:诸葛不亮宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:打雷的时候关窗户有用吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:没用的,我试过了关了窗雷一样在打。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:治病宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:这一代 90 后香港男生的普遍特点是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:一般都不超过二十六岁。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:王笑笑宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:你是什么时候发现人和人差距大的无法跨越?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:在书上看到两个字:显然。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:He Jary宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

九十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

Q:有没有宠物是毛茸茸的、苹果大小、干净、机灵、亲近主人、不乱跑乱叫、吃素食又可以随身携带在包中?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

A:猕猴桃宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

F:兰超然宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-one.html

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