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究竟，能给别人留下更深印象的是：你这个人？还是你做的事？究竟，能让别人信服铭记于心的是：你做的事？还是感同身受?究竟，以下的这些回复里，你赞成哪些？你反对哪些？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

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一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：二十六岁，工作三年，却将留学三年，值得吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：普通玩家选择标准配置，高端玩家选择自定义配置。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：世界上有那么多好书好电影注定看不完，我们对这个事实该持何种态度?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：怕什么真理无穷，进一寸有一寸的欢喜——胡适宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：听过最落寞的一句话或诗句是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：不如意事常八九，可与言者无二三。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：人这一生为什么要努力？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：最痛苦的事，不是失败，是我本可以。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：省钱的好办法有哪些?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：在买任何东西之前牢记九字箴言：你喜欢，你需要，你适合。PS：适用于很多事，包括感情也一样。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：科学和迷信的分界点是哪里?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：“我错了。”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：哪些行为是浪费时间?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：思而不学+犹豫不决。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：如何看待“年轻的时候需要的是朋友而不是人脉”?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：没有目的之交往，才能感动人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：有哪些道理是你读了不信、听不进去，直到你亲身经历方笃信不疑的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：不要低估你的能力，不要高估你的毅力。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：怎么看待励志的书籍?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：看再多，那都是别人的人生。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你心中的完美爱情是怎么样的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：可以有不完美。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：王阳明的「知行合一」到底如何理解?又怎样运用到实际生活中?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：知道做不到，等于不知道。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：什么叫见过大世面?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：能享受最好的，能承受最坏的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么当看到好照片时，人们通常的反应是“真不错，你用的是什么相机”当看到烂照片时，则往往笑话拍摄者宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

水平很臭?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：人习惯性地，将自己的成功归因于自身，失败归因于环境；而将他人的成功归因于环境，失败归因于其自身。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：如何反驳“现实点，这个社会就是这样”?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：“你是怎样，你的世界就是怎样。”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：恋爱半年，女朋友觉得没有了开始时的新鲜感，怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：所谓新鲜感，不是和未知的人一起去做同样的事情，而是和已知的人一起去体验未知的人生。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：情商不高的例子有哪些?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：对陌生人毕恭毕敬，对亲近的人随意发怒。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：三十岁才开始学习编程，靠谱吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：种一棵树最好的时间是十年前，其次是现在。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：怎样在有效提出推荐或建议的同时，避免给人灌输和强迫的感觉?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：说服他人不要诉诸理性，应求于利益。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：在一个足够小的星球上行走，我们是在上坡还是下坡?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：你感觉累就是上坡，感觉轻松就是下坡。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

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二十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你遇到过哪些让你眼前一亮、醍醐灌顶或对你改变很大的理念?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：天赋决定了你能达到的上限，努力程度决定了你能达到的下限。以绝大多数人的努力程度之低，远远没有达到宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

要去拼天赋的地步。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：扎克伯格初期是怎么保护 Facebook 的最初创意?为什么 Facebook 上线后没被其他大公司抄走？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：保护创意的最好方法，就是——将其最好地执行。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：如何看待「年轻时就释怀与淡泊，是没有希望的」这句话?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：试图用一句话就来总结复杂的人生，是没有希望的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么大家都要上大学找工作，而不太喜欢开出租车、开小店、摆街边早餐小吃摊等“短平快”项目?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：“孩子，我要求你读书用功，不是因为我要你跟别人比成绩，而是因为，我希望你将来会拥有选择的权利，选择宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

有意义、有时间的工作，而不是被迫谋生。当你的工作在你心中有意义，你就有成就感。当你的工作给你时宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

间，不剥夺你的生活，你就有尊严。成就感和尊严，给你快乐。”—— 龙应台宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：异国长期生活，改变了你的哪些“是非观”?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：很多事情，只是不同，并无是非。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：员工辞职最主要的原因是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：钱少、事多、离家远，位低、权轻、责任重。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：最能燃起你学习激情的一句话是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：你不能把这个世界，让给你所鄙视的人。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：有哪些我们熟知的名言，其实还有后半句?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：“人是生而自由的”下一句是：“但无往不在枷锁之中”再下一句是：“自以为是其他一切主人的人，反而比其他一宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

切更是奴隶”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

二十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：如果你的情敌和背叛你的人同时掉进水里，你是选择去蹦迪还是去 KTV?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：录像下来回家慢慢看……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：网上发言，不要随便自称笔者，毕竟现在还有多少人是在用笔写作?这个词汇已经要汇入历史长河了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：那以后自称什么？键人？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你见过最娘的男人是怎样的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：打飞机用兰花指……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你不约会不谈恋爱不出去玩不喝酒不逛街不疯不闹不叛逆不追星不暗恋不表白不聚会不 k 歌不撒野因为你要学宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

习请问你的青春被狗吃了么！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：你整天约会谈恋爱出去玩喝酒逛街疯闹叛逆追星暗恋表白聚会 k 歌撒野，就是不学习，那麼你的青春狗愿意吃宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：公交车上看见一个合口味的男生 怎么勾搭 在线等！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：假装癫痫，口吐白沫，倒在他怀里，双手抽搐，趁机抓他裆，够大就继续，不满意就“哎!我好了!”。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：某人发状态，大家看我的头像牛逼吗 ?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：像。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么只有处女座，没有处男座?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：怎么没有，只不过人家后来改名了，叫做射手座……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：扮演林平之的陈晓将在新版《雕侠侣》中饰演杨过，大家怎么看?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：怎么他身上总是会少点什么东西……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你离死亡最近的一次经历?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：20 年 前差点给后面那精子追上了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么领导访问日本，日本方面比较冷淡，甚至机场连欢迎标语都没挂?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：怎么挂?热烈欢迎老朋友来日?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

三十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：该死的理发店把我头剪坏了!大家出点损招，要求破坏性越大越好，动静越小越好，因为是我一个人去。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：半夜三更，月黑风高，静静地、轻轻地，一个人吊死在理发店门口……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：上司要我们提供了生日信息，我估计是要根据星座来安排工作方向了，我是狮子座，你们觉得我会被安排干什宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：在门口拿着一只球趴着。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

第六十条

四十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：当你成功时，谁还在乎你的过去。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：方舟子。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：喜欢上一个人是什么感觉?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：最原始的感觉大概是觉得自己配不上他…倒数第三第四个字顺序反了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：卖萌究竟是褒义词还是 贬义词?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：看长相。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么求婚都是单膝跪地?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：双膝跪地那是上坟!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你买过最贵的动漫周边是什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：海尔冰箱!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么不能把自己的照片设为了头像。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：一下线就黑了多不吉利啊。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：我三十多了，觉得自己老了怎么办?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：马上去死，然后所有人都会说你，年纪轻轻就没了……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：分手了，约了最后一次去唱 k，我要唱什么歌?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：《嘻唰唰》…… 请你拿了我的给我送回来，吃了我的给我吐出来……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

四十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：前男友就要当爸爸了，要怎么祝福?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：希望他是你的孩子~!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：和比自己小十岁的老婆在一起，最近明显满足不了他了!老婆最近天天给我炖人参、海参、鹿茸壮阳。我很苦宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

恼，觉得这不是解决问题之道，请大家帮帮我!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：如果人参、海参、鹿茸不起作用的话，就试试茄子、黄瓜、胡萝卜!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：被黑人爱上了怎么办?黑人很可怕吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：楼主会从 o 变成 0 直到〇 ……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：好色能改吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：东方不败原来也有这个毛病，但是后来他没有了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：兵检过了、到部队里有什么要注意的麽?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：就是洗澡时肥皂掉了、不要弯身去捡…宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：最爱你的人，伤你最深的一句话?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：你进去了?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你现在还背得比较顺的文言文是哪句?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：孔子东游，见两小儿便日..……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：我前男友问我你有了新欢就不要旧爱了吗?我该怎么答?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：你已抓住我的把柄，我也摸清你的底细，这样在一起还有什么意思?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：扣扣上有人对我说“切!”。我该怎么回复?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：你不会嫌我的太长了吧?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你们知道现在最烧钱的游戏是什么嘛?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：对于屌丝来说是撸管，一次消耗数亿;对于高富帅来说是谈恋爱，一年 N 次。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

五十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你对现今高房价有什么看法?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：太高了，看不清……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么有搞基的?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：基本国策。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

第八十条

六十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：黄瓜明明是绿色的，为什么 偏偏要叫它黄瓜呢?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：因为它的用途 很黄。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：一个背包，一台单反，一个诙谐博闻的旅伴，一张单程机票和 一颗说走就走勇敢的心，一趟完美的旅行。 你宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

还缺什么?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：缺钱。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：懒 这个字笔画为什么这么多呢，仔细想想真是不合理啊……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：因为它要让人懒得写。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：走在路上被人叫大叔比较惨还是被叫弟弟比较惨?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：大叔，你弟弟露出来了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：卡巴斯基和巴基斯坦有什么关系啊?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：有基巴关系。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么广西金嗓子总请足球明星为其代言?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：他的意思就是让我们吃了,好有力气骂国足。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：和你感情亲密的人相隔约半米站着，你会感觉温度上升了约 2 度。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：某个部位的温度吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：一同学发说说：鸡蛋从外部打破是食物，从内部打破是生命!觉得好励志!宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：不好意思，从里面打破也是食物……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

六十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：听说中文顺序打错也不影响阅读。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：操、我。….两个字还是有影响的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：长大成人以后，你就可以不受父母管制想去哪就去哪？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：但我总是想回家。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：说一句很有内涵的诗句。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：一懒众衫小。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：一整个披萨你要切 8 块还是 12 块？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：8 块吧，12 块我吃不下。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：如果你是别人，你愿意和自己处对象么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：想都不敢想，哪有这种福气。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：要是在古代，姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：你是说你长得像柱子吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：用一句话形容你的罩杯。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：随爹。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你怎么一个人逛街啊？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：半个人逛街我怕吓着你！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：服务员：“很高兴为您服务。”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：我：“你高兴的太早了。”宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：世上不会游泳的动物是？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：媳妇和妈。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

七十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：如果被车撞飞 10 米远，爬起来之后说什么最帅？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：下一辆。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：我问电风扇我丑么，然后电风扇摇了一夜的头，顿时感觉好多了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：别听电风扇的，它都是吹的。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：乌龟一般能养多久？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：那看你怎么养了，养好了，能送你走。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你看过的第一篇穿越文是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：《桃花源记》。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你看我是歌手吗？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：不是。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：叶的离去，是风的追求，还是树的不挽留？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：是脱落酸。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：为什么平胸妹子一般都是吃货？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：因为穷胸极饿！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：都 40 多了，还有许多事不明白该问谁？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：外事问谷歌，内事问百度，房事问天涯！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：女朋友赌气关机，怎么办？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：楼主去理发吧，方便戴帽子。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：比吃一坨屎更恶心的事是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：吃两坨，塞牙了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

八十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：怎样才能看清女朋友的心？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：日久见人心。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：如何看待有人说中国平均工资是 4134 元钱？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：平均工资能说明什么问题?潘长江和姚明平均身高是 196CM，能说明什么?潘长江很高吗?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

最后九条

九十一、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：男朋友和我闹矛盾了，是不是我逼太紧了？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：是太松了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十二、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：我们看的什么电视，到最后男女主角结婚了，电视就大结局了，这说明啥？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：只要一结婚，后面就没戏了。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十三、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：平时去超五星酒店里吃饭，管服务员叫服务员还是小姐?宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：吃饭时叫服务员，吃完叫小姐。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十四、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：跟女朋友在一起很久了，感情很好，该不该在婚前发生性关系？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：good morning……宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十五、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：Boy 的复数形式是？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：Gay。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十六、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：上学时课文里学过的最伤感的一句话是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：背诵全文。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十七、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：什么叫成熟？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：我妈没逼我，我就穿上了秋裤！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十八、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：被讨厌的人追求，怎么拒绝？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：就地卸妆！宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

九十九、宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

Q：你临死的遗言是什么？宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

A：能不能换个医生试试，我总感觉我能活。宝藏来自荒岛 - 一座藏有宝藏的小岛-https://x-imagine.com/the-language-is-not-surprising-and-the-death-is-endless-fives.html

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